Been a while...

Well well well, the need to rant has come out in me once again!

First of all, I don't think people quite understand what they make you feel like when they say "you've sure gotten big since the last time I saw you" or "holy your belly is huge". Well THANK YOU.. I hadn't noticed. I just don't understand what people are thinking, do they really think a 5+ lb baby would just fit in a regularly sized stomach or what?? How do you think she grows??! I'd be a lot more worried if I wasn't this size, what could that mean for my baby??! Like really, give it a rest! If I want to know how I look or what the size of my belly is looking like, I'll ask how about. If I don't ask, I don't want you to say one word about it. Don't you think I feel like a big enough whale as it is??! LEAVE IT ALONE!!!

In other news, with only a little over a month to go I must say summer is beginning to get to me... now that we have one of course! I find myself sweating in places I didn't know I could and it seems to take a million years to get cooled down once the wonderous sensations that are hot flashes begin. Let me tell you, I am not looking forward to menopause.. well maybe I am knowing that this won't ever be an issue again.

My last rave of the day will be about pain. I stubbed my toe today, I swear it's broken and I was thinking to myself, I wonder what this pain x 20 million would feel like because THAT's going to be labour. Jeepers Lo, I hope you have a real urgency to get into this world and don't put me through 30 hours of delivery. Although, I do think I would relish in the fact that I could say "Do you know how long I was in labour with you...." for the rest of her life! Luckily, that's one guilt trip my mom has never been able to use on me.. but I think I would enjoy it! Haha.

Ok I think that's it! Time to sleep, or what I call sleep nowadays.. moreso like falling asleep and oh what's that? I have to pee? Ok, get to the bathroom and oh no, that's just Lo playing one of her cruel jokes where she headbutts my bladder periodically making it feel like I can't hold it one more second only to find.. there's nothing to hold! Thanks baby, I really appreciate those special moments with you! And then, get back into bed and find the comfortable spot and then all my limbs go numb soooo I spend 5 minutes trying to turn over! Don't get me wrong, I'll miss her in there but I don't care what you say, sleep is going to be a LOT better once she's out!!!

The end.